Pine
PINE You are angelic and dreamy. You are the kind of
tree that likes to dream big and live your life
openly, no matter of the criticism. You love
things that a magnificent and quiet. The cold
is your favorite thing because you never change
when faced with a difficult situation or
inquiry. A quick thinker, and a philosopher,
you spend your afternoons trying to solve world
hunger. You love testing yourself to new limits
and being faced with new challenges to
overcome. You aren't much of a risk-taker, and
you always try to do what's right. You fear
being helpless and faced with a situation you
have no control over. You value endurance of
the body and the mind. When you leave this
world, you hope that you can inspire those
after you to do something better for the world,
and be remembered for something great.

What's Your Inner Tree?
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Which Medieval Language Are You?!

16th Century Italian

Mozart wrote in you, and you sound evil. /// Oh, maladeto, an dia mo via di qua. (Curses be upon you, you better run.)

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crystal heart
Heart of Crystal

What is Your Heart REALLY Made of?
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cyberculture floozie
You are a Cyberculture Floozie. The theoretical
aspects of postmodernism interest you only
insofar as they can be used to make cool blinky
things. You probably take psychedelics and
know at least one programming language (HTML
counts!). Other postmodernists call you a
corporate whore. They're probably just jealous
because you make more money than them.

What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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See what your rating is!

You are OS2-Warp. You're plagued by feelings of abandonment and disgust for your backstabbing step-brother.  Oh, what might have been.
Which OS are You?

Alone
Isolation. Just leave you alone. You can be found
in a dark place, rotting in your own self pity.
After all, no one else understands, right?

How do you deal with your depression?
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dominant
You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make
sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,
it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into
you playing the dominant role MEORW!

What kind of kiss are you?
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Stag
Welcome to the Stag! You're independent, with
qualities of grace, majesty and integrity. Your
sense of poise in difficult situations is hard
to match. Find your physical and spiritual
independence and you will be free to gain
strength and rule your world.

What druid animal are you?
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61.904761904761905% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
You are Galadriel's Mirrorball.  A gift to her from Sauron in the days when he masked his evil, you wreak havoc among the weak-minded.  The elven queen herself has been seen sneaking aw
You are Galadriel's Mirrorball. A gift to her from
Sauron in the days when he masked his evil, you
wreak havoc among the weak-minded. The elven
queen herself has been seen sneaking away to
her secret glade to dance the night away to
wicked music. You may be the downfall of
Middle-Earth.

Which completely non-existant Lord of the Rings object are you?
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Squirrel cheese. Num.
You are a normal rock!

::Which rock personality disorder (from the Zoloft commercial) should you have? (Results contain pictures!)
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You're Tinkerbell!
Tinkerbell

Who 's Your Inner Sexy Cartoon Chick ?
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You are John Constantine. John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at
times he appears to wield strong magical powers
but he has also become known as something of a
con-man, more likely to talk himself out of
trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You?
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deviresult
You're Devi! Bad people happen to you more than is
normal. You must live a cursed life.

What Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you?
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(female: 30, neuter: 38, male: 38)
HASH(0x87ad6b0)
Your alter poet is Allen Ginsberg. Quick, go nuts,
because THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU!

Who is Your Alter Poet?
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What Irrational Number Are You?
You are e

Of all the irrational numbers, you are the most intense. By nature you are powerful, although sometimes you can spiral out of control. You are good with money; the interest seems to just compound whenever you are near. When someone uses the word "exponential" they are probably talking about you.

In some ways you and φ are a nearly perfect match. Not to mention how attractive φ is. But then, there is the remarkable π...

Your lucky number is approximately 2.71828183

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Neutron
Neutron -- You don't take sides, you just sort of
hang out and blend into the crowd. If someone
lets you loose though, you can cause some
serious damage. If you are arround too many
other neutrons you get bored and start to
decay.

What kind of subatomic particle are you?
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If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a mimic. I can be whatever I think you need me to be - it might look like I'm here to help you, but really you're here to help me.
Which NetHack Monster Are You?

Starship Troopers
You belong in Starship Troopers. Your idea of a
good time is bouncing across an alien
battlefield blasting the foes of humanity into
extinction.

Which Heinlein Book Should You Have Been A Character In?
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If they told you I'm mad, then they lied.
I'm odd, but it isn't compulsive.
I'm the triolet, bursting with pride;
If they told you I'm mad, then they lied.
No, it isn't obsessive. Now hide
All the spoons or I might get convulsive.
If they told you I'm mad then they lied.
I'm odd, but it isn't compulsive.
What Poetry Form Are You?


I am the mission.
You're a mecha pilot!
You might be a sub-category of bishounen, but this hardly matters since you don't notice anything that didn't feature in the last edition of Guns'n'Ammo magazine. You have been trained since an unfeasibly early age to be a machine of death and destruction. If you've noticed an annoying girl following you around and repeatedly getting into danger and requiring rescue recently, run like hell - she's probably your love interest...

Which generic anime character are you?


lick

Your Hidden Sexual Talent is Getting People to Lick You Everywhere!

Your lovers will lick you *anywhere*
Oh yes.... even there!
A little kiss, a little suck.
You'll be clean before you fuck.

What's *Your* Hidden Sexual Talent?
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I'm from Hufflepuff!
"You're Hugglepuff! You know how to party, but that's about it." You like to boogie! You love your friends, who you value above all things, and you know how to have fun like no one's business. which is a good thing too, because despite all your hard work, you're not good at much else! [I ... disagree.]
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Which Skinny Puppy song are you?

brought to you by Quizilla "Tin Omen" from Rabies. You obviously have some opinions about making political and/or social change via demonstrating in some sort of rally, or maybe you've even been in a few revolutions. Either way, you have particular ideals for society and hold them pretty dear.
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Which Cephlapod Are You?

brought to you by Quizilla GIANT PACIFIC OCTOPUS This photo copyright Subsea Enterprises. The Giant Pacific Octopus, or GPO or Octopus Dolfleini, is the largest breed of octopus. You are very smart and stylish as you live in the pacific northwest! You are a premier example of undersea intelligence! How cool is that!
I Am
Undirected Creative Force. Open, receptive, devoid of pre-conceived notions. Beginnings. A young man holding the white rose of innocence in his left hand and grasping a vagabond's staff and satchel in the other, wanders with his gaze to the heaves, about to step into and abyss. His is the transformative journey of the spirit from innocence through experience into wisdom. his guardian and friend is the white dog symbolizing his own puppylike trust and fiath, for which the world labels him The Fool.
Which tarot card are you?

Your post-apocalyptic self:: You are a wasteland warrior -- You have a past that you would rather forget.  You might have nothing to live for, but that won't stop you from taking a life.
In A Post-Apocalyptic World, Who Would You Be?

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In my past life I was a ... lumberjack.  I chopped down beautiful forests and contributed to today's environmental crisis.  I was a tough guy who could handle anything nature threw at me.  To this day I am rugged and woodsy, and girls/boys swoon over me.  But I need to loosen. up.
What Was Your PastLife?

you're american beauty. you're full of hope and appreciate the beautiful things in life.
take the which prettie movie are you? quiz, a product of the slinkstercool community.

You are Rosemary -- you are a wistful dreamer and loyal to a fault.  Your unfailing romanticism is inspiring.  You ar also great for dandruff.
What herb are you?

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You have no box -- you don't really fit into any of the categories that people issue.  Preps call you 'geeky', freaks call you 'wissy', gangsters think you're uptight, goths think you're a nice person but a little out of ti, and loners want to kill you but not for any particular reason and they'd probably like you if they weren't being guided by the violent voices in their head.  Geeks generally like you.  You don't really feel a desire to 'fit in', but you dont really feel the need to make a big deal about it, either.  You might like classical music.
What box do you get put in?

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PUNK
How can I label you?

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you're hello kittie WHORE!  lol. you whip, suck, smack, spank, touch, stick, rub, bute anything you can get your slutty little hands on!  you're a pretty fucked hello kittie.  definitely not child material...
what fucked version of hello kittie are you?

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You're Grover on Ecstacy!  You're funny, you're lovable, you're entertaining, you like to call yourself 'Super Grover!' -- you're obviously on ecstasy.  But that's why we love you.  Be careful, ok?
Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?

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I'm an atheist!
Atheist: got - it - right: Congratulations, you are an atheist, and congratulations on your remarkable insight.  You are one of those choice non-believers who deals with the world head-on, no middle man required.  As an atheist, you neither have, nor want, a spiritual side, infact I'd chance to say that belief without proof really gets on your nerves.  You do not believe in God, and smile at that fact, the same kind of smile work by the kid who scored highest in a math test.  You don't need to be told you're right, a testimony as to just how right you are.  Good work! [Today is a fine day for reality...]
Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?

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Hot pussy.  you think you are the ruler and life is your play thing.  You have a big mouth and you're not afraid to use it.  Why pull the carriage when you can ride in it?  You need to learn to see the beauty in others as well as yourself.  I know you are, but what am I?  Need we say more?  *big smile*
What Kind of Pussy Are You?

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virtue: you are often the centre of attention because of your bizarre quirks.  You have a tendancy to shock people.  You are insightful, and can often discover the root of a problem before anyone else.  VICE: your need for certain type of attention often draws your manipulative nature in you.  You can lie better than most, and sometimes you find yourself caught in the web of your false reality.
Which elemental faerie are you?

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Which Animaniacs Character are You?
Talkative, huh? Perhaps sing-ative would be more appropriate, actually. When people don't understand something, it usually drives you to cutting, sarcastic remarks. Your other extreme is bursting into song with almost no prompting, often to explain complex ideas. No one knows quite what you are, exactly. You have made many "special" friends, and there's baloney in your slacks.
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American Beauty, Symbolism: The Color Red
American Beauty: As beautiful as rose petals, as brilliantly macabre as a splash of crimson blood against white tiles, you're vibrant and bold. just like the color red.
what movie symbolism are you? find out!


Take This Quiz! 1770: Artistic and sexual... in a sort of hidden way. Deceptive! Rococo

energized and constantly restless, you run on adrenaile, or caffeine, or life; where do you get all your energy from?  sunrise is your wake-up call, you just can't wait to face the day

what's your inner flower?

[c] s u g a r d e w


I WAS A HAPPY CHILD
lucky you. you were what every child should be.
carefree. optimistic. and happy.
what kind of child were you?
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I'm just horny and don't use pick up lines.  I just want to get to the point, which is an orgasm of course.  I'm most likely to say: So, you wanna screw?
What lame pick up line are you?

In my past life, I was a JESTER.  I spent my time entertaining royalty, and boy was I good at it!  A lot of that charm and friendliness leaked into this life too.  I still love to make people laugh!
What Was Your PastLife?
Pisces: You're dreamy & romantic, with an active sexual imagination.  You'll fantasize about something before trying it, & you love to role play.  Sex is an art, & you love to be the traditional victim in distress.

What's *Your* Sex Sign?

I am an
ANGSTY GOTH

I mainly write about how black and dark things are. I have used bloody tears as a metaphor in the past and most of my stuff rhymes, even if they are forced rhymes. Most real poets and writers despise people like me.

Say it ain't so! say I don't suck so bad! mope mope!

You are... Dr. Frank-N-Furter; You are the diva of all divas, the evil of all evils.  A mad scientist of the most glorious degree, you live a decadent lifestyle.  You sweet transvestite, you.  Lesser crossdressers bow down to kiss your fishnets in utter worship.

Who.s YOUR Rocky Horror Alter-Ego?
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Primary Ability:
Farseeker
Farseekers posses the ability to communicate over great distances via telepathy. They are great friends who know when they're needed, and seem to be able to detect others thoughts.
Secondary Ability:
Healer
Healers are gentle people, gifted with the ability to heal others with the strength of their own minds. They can examine a person's body and aura, helping them to recover from injury or sickness. Healers never put themselves first, and can be generous to a fault.
What is your Misfit Talent?

Beatnik: You belong to the non-traditional group found in black clothes ad long hair.  You're into progressive poetry, folk music, art, and coffee houses.
Which 50's teen are you?

You're Donatello!
You're introspective and somewhat reserved. Definetely more brain cells than the average turtle, and you're something of a "Mr. Fix-It." You love to invent things, or fix broken stuff. You are quiet and serious, but do have a fun side. Try and let it show more often.
Which Ninja Turtle Are You? Quiz by Irish

STORM: I have to admit, you are one cool girl.  You're beautiful, smart, and totally in control.  You always manage to make things swing your way with your powers.  And hey, how many girls can electrocute toads?  You have a style of your own.
Which movie heroine are you?

You are the Anti-Hero -- You want to believe everyone is out to get you.  It's easier that way.  You don't get hurt that way.  From past experience, or just personal angst, you choose to think the worst about people before you give them a chance.  Consequently, you seem rough and callous to people who get near you.  But deep down, you still follow your own, self-created code of ethics.
Find your Role-Playing Stereotype at mutedfaith.com. [Angel.]

I am a Science Geek.  I don't get out much.  My computer is my best friend.  There is an entire universe full of phenomena waiting to be discovered and explored; please don't bug me.
Outsider: The overwhelming levels of stupidity and pain around you ahve finally taken their toll on your will to live.  You probably came from a dysfunctional family, in which you were mistreated, ignored, or misunderstood.  Poor You.  -- It's really not your fault that you can't stand society.  Life is cruel.
Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power. News flash for you: You're not!

What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com


I am a baddass!  Youre such a cool guy, with your rebelious and daring nature.  Your arrogant attitude insists that the world revolves around you.  Whatever.
Make an Ass of Yourself.
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You are curious george!  You are always getting into mischief, but your cute and innocent nature keeps people from scolding you too harshly.  You are eager to learn new things and your curiosity leads to many adventures.

which children's storybook character are you?
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Luathas the Wild

(Hate. Impulsiveness. Fire. Spontaneity. You are wild with fire, fire associated with a creative life force. "Faster!" You say. You are filled with fury as well as rampid creativity. Fire burns as well as energizes. You have a "go for it" attitude. You like to take chances, but often forget to stay grounded.)
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What Flavour Are You? Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.

I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You?

I'd be coffee if tea didn't exist.


You are Kermit!
Though you're technically the star, you're pretty mellow and don't mind letting others share the spotlight. You are also something of a dreamer.


I Am A: True Neutral Elf Bard Mage

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently conccern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)



Take the What Color Dragon Should You Ride? Quiz
Made By: myway and teza

(Work it baby! You're hot and you know it. Blue is the color for you. You'll ride anything, and we're not just talking dragons here, you enjoy having fun and think inhibitions are for those prissy brownriders. Wild, willing, and always ready for a challenge, you want it all and you'll do whatever it takes to get it.)

I am a phoenix
I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by (lj user=peacefulchaos) !



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You're the Nightmare Before Christmas!


You are Sailor Jupiter! You're tall, and you're tough, and you won't just stand by and let somone pick on your friends. But, when you're not kicking butt, you're a sweetie. You like to cook, and every boy you see reminds you of your ex-boyfriend.
You fight with the power of lightning!
Take the Which Sailor Are You? Quiz!
...created by Kenzie.


Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz


I am most like http://www.stileproject.com.

You're as dirty as they come. As much as I love StileProject, I must admit, it's pretty much the underarm of the internet.
When you're not watching porn you can be found flipping through coroner's reports.
Does the word "Japscat" ring a bell?

The Obscure Website Test



If I were a
I would be:

DAMIEN

take the Living Dead Dolls Test

Santa Claus

For you, Christmas is about giving and not necessarily receiving.


Christmas Tree: 0/50 Snowman: 24/50 Santa Claus: 25/50 Reindeer: 0/50 Mistletoe: 25/50 Star: 0/50

Take the What in Christmas Are You? test by webkin and aaronr!

Yes, the pain!
Take the "What kind of Squirrel am I Test!"


Take The Goth Type Test

If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Dmitri Shostakovich!

I am a shy, nervous, unassuming, fidgety, and stuttery little person who began composing the same year I started music lessons of any sort. I wrote the first of my fifteen symphonies at age 18, and my second opera, "Lady Macbeth of the Mtsensk District," when I was only 26. Unfortunately, Stalin hated the opera, and put me on the Enemy Of The People List for life. I nevertheless kept composing the works I wanted to write in private; some of my vocal cycles and 15 string quartets mock the Soviet System in notes. And I somehow was NOT killed in the process! And Harry Potter(c) stole my glasses and broke them!

Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test


The more you ignore me, the closer I get! (If I were a dead goth, I'd be... Morrissey.  Ok, so I'm not dead, but I damn well should be!
Waste 5 minutes of your life with
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The March Hare

You're blunt and open, and have a reputation for being ruthless. Blood and gore don't bother you, and neither do the reactions of other people when you tell them exactly what you think of them. In fact, you say what you mean quite often, and nothing seems to affect you at all. You are comfortable with who you are, but you're also quite insane.


What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Space-invader.I am a Space-invader.

I will happily recruit the help of friends to aid me in getting what I want. I have no tolerance for people getting in my way, and I am completely relentless until any threats or opposition are removed. I try to be down-to-earth, but something always seems to get in the way.
Take the
Corporate Mascot Test at Willaston's Lounge!

you are Owl; Always full of stories and facts, you love to talk about your experiences.  You don't always have the right information and you tend to talk too much.
Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!

If I were a Springer-Verlag Graduate Text in Mathematics, I would be William S. Massey's A Basic Course in Algebraic Topology.

I am intended to serve as a textbook for a course in algebraic topology at the beginning graduate level. The main topics covered are the classification of compact 2-manifolds, the fundamental group, covering spaces, singular homology theory, and singular cohomology theory. These topics are developed systematically, avoiding all unecessary definitions, terminology, and technical machinery. Wherever possible, the geometric motivation behind the various concepts is emphasized.

Which Springer GTM would you be? The Springer GTM Test


[If I were an online test, I would be The Art Test]

I'm The Art Test!

I'm, erm, a pretty nondescript test that just does what it says on the tin, really. I don't thrive on in-jokes, controversy or irony, nor do I host ads... I have some pretty pictures though, will that do?

Click here to find out which test you are!


I am a Fish with a Bicycle.

My poetry kills cows, but only with an acute sunset. Four score bald men take their coffee for a walk with my conveyer belt. Death pays those who interfere with my green amusement.

Are your giraffes on fire? The Utterly Surreal Test




Take the What Cat Are You? test by webkin!

Banana! You are funny and never let anything get in the way of a joke.  You make your friends laugh.  Your natural enemy is a lemon.
Strawberry: 20/100 Pear: 20/100 Banana: 50/100 Tomato: 20/100 Lemon: 30/100

Take the What Fruit Are You? test by webkin and aaronr!



I'm a Cuban Tree Frog! (osteopilus septentionalis)
Believed to have been brought to America as stow-aways on banana boats, Cuban Tree Frogs are the largest tree frogs in North America. They are notorious for cannibalism...if there are other species of frogs in the tank, or even specimens of the same species, they have been known to feast on their neighbors!

What kind of Frog are you?


If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Francisco Scaramanga.

I enjoy good food, monopolising the world's energy supplies, and sex before assassinating people.

I am played by Christopher Lee in The Man with the Golden Gun.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test


If I was a work of art, I would be Salvador Dali's Persistence of Memory.

I am a surreal landscape composed of several disjointed and bizarre components. I like to keep an eye on the time, although the very concept is fluid for me. People are never sure what they are seeing when they look at me.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test


I am Charles Manson
Which Evil Criminal are You?
Boromir

Boromir

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Boromir, Man of Gondor, proud heir to the Steward Denethor II, and elder brother of Faramir.

In the movie, I am played by Sean Bean.

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test with Perseus Web Survey Power



Take the Affliction Test Today!
If I was an Autobot, I'd be:

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Take the Transformers personality test at android5.com!