Kaolin Fire with GUD Issues 0 through 5

kaolin fire presents :: guestbook

the obligatory guestbook


If you're just leaving a commercial notice or random gibberish, your entry is likely to be deleted. This is a _personal_ guestbook, whatever that means in this internet world.

Thy Name: John Doe
Thy email: JohnDoe@nowhere.com
Thy Web Page: http://www.nowhere.com/~JohnDoe
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Well...the dog sitter.
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May 24 '04
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Sorry for the theft of your clouds. I put your image in my blog (I found it by altavista.com) and I thought that your clouds were the same I saw in the sky over me. If you are disliked I can remove your image or I can add the author's name. And sorry for my english too, but I'm italian.
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Apr 17 '04
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there is so much more here than i remember, k. i will have to make more time to read. more time. yes. got to get past that linear ideal of it. maybe do that first. then, on to better things...
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I'm a guest!
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(16:27)
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Oct 17 '02
( 0:34)
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Sep 30 '02
( 2:14)
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Aug 04 '01
(16:30)
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Jul 31 '01
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Jul 01 '01
(21:50)
Umm... cool. Do you still have Scramble2_1.zip ??
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Jun 09 '01
( 5:41)
Ya know what I want to see Kaolin? I want a poem made up entirely of that weird web-talk shit you computer heads do... hehehe... got one of those??
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Jun 09 '01
( 5:41)
Ya know what I want to see Kaolin? I want a poem made up entirely of that weird web-talk shit you computer heads do... hehehe... got one of those??
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Apr 18 '01
(13:04)
Been catching up on some Thoughts I'd missed -- very interesting, as usual. :)
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Jan 28 '01
(14:16)
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Jan 10 '01
(23:12)
I approve.
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
Kaolin, I have much to tell you, write me on e-mail!
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[no timestamp]
Great textuality (a term stolen from DMT) ... love it ...
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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e h Brenda Lynn Lake
[no timestamp]
I read one of your stories (LastRites)...very good...quite a read. I'll be back to read more later. :-)
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
I love poetry too. Check out my homepage and see what you think!
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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h Larry Garrett
[no timestamp]
Really like your site. I've "bookmarked" it so I can return. The poem "She Is" was super. Very well done. If you havent' submitted your work, you should. I write lots of poetry and short stories. Visit my site if you wish...take care
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[no timestamp]
it's a cool page but is it all about you? you should use some work by other people "as talented as you" on this. (ie ME)!!!!



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