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Still no comments on Max? Nearly a year since the last comment... You might want to try Transcendence. It's a nifty space game you can keep your coding up with. A long way from ZZT I know.
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
I love poetry too. Check out my homepage and see what you think!
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
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[no timestamp]
it's a cool page but is it all about you? you should use some work by other people "as talented as you" on this. (ie ME)!!!!



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