Here's the original alpha version: icqdomo-1a.pl. It spammed regardless of your online status.
Here's the current beta version: icqdomo-1b.pl. It only spams you if you're online when a message is sent. And I mean "online", not "Away" or "Invisible-Online" or anything like that. Another kudos to Net::ICQ for answering my question regarding status succinctly, quickly, and, well, nigh perfectly. It was enough to do a google search for the missing info. I wish I knew perl better -- it would have saved me an hour or troubles with hashes. ;)
Here's the once-again latest version: icqdomo-1c.pl. It begins to have some ability to tell you when other folks have logged on or off. Some logic errors in there somewhere, I expect it's a typo perl is letting me get away with. La la la. ;)
Here's the once-again latest version: icqdomo-1d.pl. Doesn't seem to be buggy. Definitely not fully featured, but it's a start. I'm going to jump over to java and see if I can integrate it with my chatroom. include('footer.php'); ?>