Kaolin Fire with GUD Issues 0 through 5

kaolin fire presents :: CoPYRiGHT

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I am soooo fake pre-loading this image so the navigation doesn't skip while loading the over state.  I know I could use the sliding doors technique to avoid this fate, but I am too lazy.