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kaolin fire presents :: The Truth of Television Show Cancellations


first published in Every Day Poets


Pseudo-science marketing keeps fat cats happy while great shows are shot "before their prime"—it's time, though: dunces kept plump in confederacy, one step from conspiracy; they don't know their own use, the truth of conventional wisdom: boob tube, idiot box siphoning the best thoughts. Mankind the medium for the alien harvest, SETI's at home running the show. Their search, the depth and breadth of absurdity, insanity, inanity, depravity. Our quantum brains process problems encoded in every broadcast, time-share computation of the unknowable, reality itself to fifteen chaotic places. This is the human race— Ten billion strong, and growing faster than Moore's law, a hypernode connection of google-flops of power processing until a solution is achieved, the show allowed to end. Unearthly postdocs sift meaning from all the hidden neural networks; argue the merits of drama, action, comedy, adventure and scientific research.

First published in Every Day Poets, 2012-09-24. That magazine is gone, so this is the copy that’s left.




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