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"TingDerGetDerJool.0"

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"Oy."

"Oy."

"Oy, me biggum ache der belly, oy. Some ate der rong ting, der tinks."

"Oy, water dem some belly fix. Oy wan der water?"

"Water, oy. Water good some belly fix. Der got water?"

"Oy, water das. Ere, take water das mit hef."

"Oy! Oy, I tink der's some ting in der water!"

"Oy, me tink you right. Funny, oy."

"Oy. Come in der tap, or filter der?"

"Filter, oy. Korine in der tap."

"Ah, stupit! Der not korine, der florine!"

"Florine?"

"Florine."

"Oy."

"Das ting in der water com filter?"

"Doh know, oy. Das ting jus der, oy."

"Get ting out, den."

"Wot is? Tink safe?"

"Not drink! Take ting out, oy!"

"Oy, ting bites, it does!"

"Oy, lookem bleed in der water! Ha!"

"Sumbit hurt, oy! Hey, where ting go? Ting scamper off wit speed, oy!"

"You kay, oy? Lookem some woozy."

"Yeh, just me sittem some. Oy."

"Ey, ter finger go blackem--go blackem fast!"

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"Ey!"

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"Sumbit. Where ting go? Me kill ting bad, me do. Ting kill oy."

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"Ting here sommat, sure. Me find ting. Oy! Oy, where ting?"

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"Oy, ting hurt it do. Why not see when sting oy foot?"

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"Oy. Oy woozy sumbit. Oy, sit some. Oy."

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"Ooh, some odd in der belly. Wot dat, der, oy?"

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"Oy, no, no, der wrong, go way der weevil! Diggem no! No! Oh, oy. Oy. Oy! Diggem hurt, do! Das der stop der diggum belly, oy! Wos diggem out der belly der, oy! Oy, dat be dem jool ting. Ah, das be belly hurt den. Ting som doctor den? Oy, where ting run agen? Ting don run so!"

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"Ooh. Belly der blackem spread. Ooh, good not der. Ooh. Ooh, cold der much. Goodbye. Goodbye jool ting. Goodbye stingy ting. Good--"

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